I’m on love probation. I don’t mind reporting, or pissing in a cup. I don’t dread the random drop-ins or any type of checking up on. Curfew is welcomed and the blood alcohol content of all my breathalyzers will always read: IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
Every test, I will pass.
Every hurdle, I’ll jump.
Every mole hill will be met, head on.
Compromise and understanding.
Compassion and conviction.
Ha, conviction, but really, the kind that means assurance.
I’m on love probation.
….and I’m in LOVE with my probation officer!!!
Words: love probation
Flick: “i extra super love the fucking shit out of my kinda almost hopefully someday girlfriend”
8:59 pm • 25 July 2014 • 1 note
onomatomoeiaa said: Cool videos! Very funny, fuckin weirdo
Thank you, thank you very much!!!
6:29 pm • 11 July 2014 • 1 note
WEEN family photo at Sears
If ever there was a flick of mine perfect for tumblr, this is it!!!
Normal, jason, Dawn & Justin Jayden
3:04 am • 6 July 2014 • 45 notes
I’m sorry that I didn’t let you listen to (watch) the video rough tracks of my vocals and percussion.
They are pretty good too!!
That just proves that I’m insecure with trust issues…..[in therapy]…
10:11 am • 2 July 2014 • 2 notes
The Death of Love & Sex by jason heath
From the soon to be released sketch comedy web-series, “
" the Written Word & the Blank Page
This sketch really brings together
asexuals and victims of child sex abuse.
give yr.self the gift of these 30 seconds!
8:30 am • 10 June 2014 • 5 notes
[a promise to learn from the past]
I miss my baby
I miss her mind
I miss her ideas
I miss her smell
Her good smell and her bad smell
I miss showering with her
I miss the way her mouth tastes
I miss the way her skin tastes
I miss her squinting
I miss her kisses
I miss our selfies
I miss her rubbing my back in public
I miss her scratching my back
I miss having to instantly reciprocate
I miss makin fun of shit we both hate
I miss her jokes
I miss our jokes
I miss our back-and-forth
I miss her laughter
I’m really good at making her laugh
I miss black hairs in my shower
I miss her sleeping next to me
I miss her farting
I miss her hogging the bed
I miss her talking in her sleep
I miss kissing her while she’s asleep
I miss her chewing on the insides of her cheeks
I miss walking with her
I miss bouncing ideas off of her
I miss eating with her
I miss working with her
I miss her stoping by & staying for 4 days
I miss saving the world with her
I miss everything about her
all I want to do is go play basketball and miss free throws with her……
9:00 am • 2 June 2014 • 5 notes
Lights & The Flaming Lips t-shirts
3:09 pm • 23 May 2014 • 11 notes
2014 : o15 sober shit fuck
without alcohol, it’s fucking impossible to breakup with someone you love
5:07 am • 22 May 2014
Andrew Jackson Jihad
just a little keepsake montage from my iPhone
2013 . the orpheum . Flagstaff .
6:36 am • 20 May 2014 • 9 notes