"the Written Word & the Blank Page" pilot episode.
do you like people smiling? hand jobs & fro-yo’s? social commentary? praying on drugs? bathroom humor? asexuality mixed with hyper-sexuality? it’s like a mix tape. a mixtape with pictures attached. it gets a little bit vulgar at points, so if yr. like…an offended person, you might want to not be such a pussy. it’s comedy. our kind.
I’m on love probation. I don’t mind reporting, or pissing in a cup. I don’t dread the random drop-ins or any type of checking up on. Curfew is welcomed and the blood alcohol content of all my breathalyzers will always read: IM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU!!!
Every test, I will pass.
Every hurdle, I’ll jump.
Every mole hill met, head on.
Compromise and understanding.
Compassion and conviction.
Ha, conviction, but really, the kind that means assurance.
I’m on love probation.
….and I’m in LOVE with my probation officer!!!
Words: love probation
Flick: “i extra super love the fucking shit out of my kinda almost hopefully someday girlfriend”